just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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