It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
His hands were made for my vagina.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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