there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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