I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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