You're so nebulous sometimes
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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