Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
