i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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