She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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