Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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