Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
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