just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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