4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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