ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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