butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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