Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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