I must be too annoying 4 u.
I hate all girls vehemently.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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