It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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