We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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