yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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