Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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