I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
please don't ironically join a cult
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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