There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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