Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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