So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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