butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
you made out with another girl for some wings
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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