I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Randomize
