what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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