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Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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