So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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