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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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