But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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