Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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