you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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