Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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