I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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