I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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