he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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