Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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