I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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