its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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