Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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