Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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