Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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