1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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