Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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