ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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