I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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