Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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