it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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