So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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