my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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